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“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
Mark Twain
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.”
Albert Einstein
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
German Proverb
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“The cat is above all things, a dramatist.”
Margaret Benson
“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
Hippolyte Taine
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