(654 quotes found)
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
Hippolyte Taine
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett
“There is something about the presence of a cat...that seems to take the bite out of being alone.”
Louis Camuti
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
Mark Twain
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly
“Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.”
Paul Gray
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
Bill Dana
