(1293 quotes found)
“She can't fall for you if you aren't there to catch her.”
OC
“If you want to catch a trout, don't fish in a herring barrel”
Ann Landers
“DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the affection of Woman, the place to which there is no human male aspirant. The Dog is a survival --an anachronism. He toils not, neither does he spin, yet Solomon in all his glory never lay upon a door-mat all day long, sun-soaked and fly-fed and fat, while his master worked for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.”
Ambrose Bierce
“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.”
Dave Berry
“Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat.”
Chinese Proverbs
“He catches the best fish who angles with a golden hook”
Latin Proverb
“Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.”
Jack Handy
“The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king”
William Shakespeare
“You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar”
American Proverb
“There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those.”
Michael Nolan
