(607 quotes found)
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
Mark Twain
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
Hippolyte Taine
“There is something about the presence of a cat...that seems to take the bite out of being alone.”
Louis Camuti
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett
“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.”
Albert Einstein
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
German Proverb
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“Beware of people who dislike cats”
Irish Sayings
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