(654 quotes found)
“I prefer Hot Dogs over dogs and Kit Kats over cats anytime. At least these two are edible.”
Seymour Nightweaver
“If I had a nickel for every time I raped my cat, I would have one nickel.”
Michael McManus
“Cats were meant to be outdoors, running around and roaming and playing in the fresh air and sunshine. They're much happier. These kittens we have outside within the enclosure just tear around the yard, tackle each other and play.”
Al Benner
“Cats in the Cradle.”
Adam Cohen
