(900 quotes found)
“I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)”
W. C. Fields
“If the fish had not opened its mouth, it would not have been caught”
Proverb
“There has been only one Christian. They caught and crucified him early.”
Mark Twain
“We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.”
Max Walker
“Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.”
Honore de Balzac
“I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.”
Lana Turner
“'Twas whispered in heaven, 'twas muttered in hell, / And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell; / On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest, / And the depths of the ocean its presence confessed.”
Catherine Maria Fanshawe
“When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpseOut of the corner of my eye.I turned to look but it was goneI cannot put my finger on it nowThe child is grown, The dream is gone.I have become comfortably numb.”
Pink Floyd
“I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that.”
Jack Handy
“Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
Calvin & Hobbes
