(68 quotes found)
“God defend me from that Welsh fairy,Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!”
William Shakespeare
“Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.”
Clifton Fadiman
“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”
W. C. Fields
“Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk”
James Joyce
“How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?”
Charles de Gaulle
“I don't want the cheese, I just want to get out of the trap”
Spanish Proverb
“Bachelor's fare: Bread, cheese, and kisses”
Jonathan Swift
“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!”
Mitch Hedberg
“How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?”
“Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.”
George F. Will
