(27 quotes found)
“Birth is as safe as life gets.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Harriette Hartigan
“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.”
Terri Guillemets
“We've put birth in the same category with illness and disease and it's never belonged there. Birth is naturally safe, but we've allowed it to be taken over by the medical community.”
Carla Hartley
“Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.”
Dave Barry
“I just didn't realize what we were in for. Nobody tells you these things. It's like childbirth.”
Vivian Cammick
“Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.”
Bill Hicks
“It's a one-stop shop. We have nutrition counseling, childbirth education, parenting classes. WIC comes here.”
Connie Krisman