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“And there’s others like taxidermist! You can’t just go, “Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand,” you know? You’ve gotta want to be! “I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.””
Eddie Izzard
“There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips!”
Mitch Hedberg
“Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess of it. We're chipping away at their control, taking the parts we want. Some women think it's a difficult task, but it's not.”
Cher
“Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos - they're rebellious.”
Jennifer Aniston
“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day”
Cowboy Proverb
“There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features.”
James Coates
“The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed--it is a process of elimination.”
Elbert Hubbard
“A chip on his shoulder”
Proverb
“The G3 266-MHz (chip) is as fast as a 500-MHz Pentium, which doesn't even exist because they can't make them,”
Steve Jobs
