(202 quotes found)
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
Judith Viorst
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz
“All I need is a little love now and then, but some chocolate will do for now.”
Lucy Van Pelt
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Charles Dickens
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”
George Carlin
“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.”
Matt Lauer
“Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.”
Debbi Fields
“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.”
Sandra Boynton
“Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.”
