(1538 quotes found)
“Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.”
Bart Simpson
“Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.”
Richard Lamm
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“Christmas gift suggestions:To your enemy, forgiveness.To an opponent, tolerance.To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.”
Oren Arnold
“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.”
Harlan Miller
“Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
Nancy Cartwright
“Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.”
Bess Streeter Aldrich
“Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.”
Stephen Wright
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.”
Charles Dickens
