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“No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic”
Ann Landers
“I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison”
Mark Twain
“Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day”
Simone de Beauvoir
“A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners”
Irish Sayings
“Clean underwear? Are you kidding me!?”
Ashlee Simpson
“Well, winter's gonna endI'm gonna clean these veins againSo close to dying that I finally can start living”
Conor Oberst
“"Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, Brood of Morgoth, or Bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread, nor danger, not doom Itself shall defend him from Feanor and Feanor's kin whoso hideth or hordeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth, or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: Death we will deal him ere day's ending. Woe unto the world's end! Our words hesar thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountian hear in witness and our vow remember Manwe and Varda!”
J.R.R. Tolkien
“What still alive at twenty-two. / A clean, upstanding chap like you! / Sure, if your throat is hard to slit, / Slit your girl's and swing for it.”
Hugh Kingsmill
“"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?"”
Ellen DeGeneres
“This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.”
Mitch Hedberg
