(909 quotes found)
“Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death”
Wendy Wasserstein
“Clean your finger before you point at my spots”
Benjamin Franklin
“A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash”
Puzant Kevork Thomajan
“Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.”
Charles Bukowski
“Always fornicate / Between clean sheets and spit on a well-scrubbed floor.”
Christopher Fry
“What after all Is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean”
“He had led off being a perfectionist when he discovered that not promptly kept appointments, not a house circumspectly clean. . . not anything cleared you through the terrifying office of chance; that it is chance and not perfection that rules the world.”
Judith Guest
“I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.”
Carry Nation
“The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and decent democracy is victor.”
Norman Thomas
“The hand is not so well adorned by ornaments as by charitable offerings; one does not become clean by smearing sandalwood paste upon the body as by taking a bath; one does not become so much satisfied by dinner as by having respect shown to him; and salvation is not attained by self-adornment as by cultivation of spiritual knowledge.”
Chanakya