(899 quotes found)
“This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.”
Mitch Hedberg
“What still alive at twenty-two. / A clean, upstanding chap like you! / Sure, if your throat is hard to slit, / Slit your girl's and swing for it.”
Hugh Kingsmill
“A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash”
Puzant Kevork Thomajan
“The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and decent democracy is victor.”
Norman Thomas
“Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.”
Charles Bukowski
“What after all Is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean”
Christopher Fry
“Always fornicate / Between clean sheets and spit on a well-scrubbed floor.”
“He had led off being a perfectionist when he discovered that not promptly kept appointments, not a house circumspectly clean. . . not anything cleared you through the terrifying office of chance; that it is chance and not perfection that rules the world.”
Judith Guest
“I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.”
Carry Nation
“Everybody's going to be coming to this funeral so we thought we better clean it up.”
Candy Kalal
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