(899 quotes found)
“Gotta remember this was back at a time when you could rent a huge legion hall for about 10 bucks a night. They'd rent it to ya for 5 bucks if you were willing to clean up after you were done.”
Don Schossow
“I never knew how many little things went into someone's death: choosing the right black patent leather shoes for the little girls to wear; finding out what day someone's paycheck stops; seeing suits and shirts, still in their dry cleaning bags, hanging in a closet.”
Lee Woodruff
“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.”
Maya Angelou
“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
Mae West
“When I first started, I did a lot of cleanup. When they brought the sloth bones, I cleaned them up.”
Aaron Last
“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.”
Mitch Hedberg
“A person does not become clean and pure enough that they are then worthy of God's love and are exalted. God's love makes them pure and clean enough to then be exalted.”
Mitchell Jorgensen
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“It was a good shoulder-to-shoulder. He's a little bigger than me, and it was a clean hit.”
Aaron Boone
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