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“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Not necessarily someone who is clever he was wise, but if someone is wise he definitely clever”
Marsiano Revall
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.”
Winnie the Pooh
“Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.”
C.S. Lewis
“Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.”
Jalal ad-Din Rumi
