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“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
Groucho Marx
“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
Woody Allen
“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.”
Chris Rock
“The most exclusive clubs only have a couple members and they're very hard to find.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers.”
T.E. Lawrence
“I think there ought to be a club in which preachers and journalists could come together and have the sentimentalism of the one matched with the cynicism of the other. That ought to bring them pretty close to the truth.”
Reinhold Niebuhr
“I would have carved on the portals of the National Press Club, "Put not your trust in princes." Only the very rarest of princes can endure even a little criticism, and few of them can put up with even a pause in the adulation.”
Walter Lippmann
“fight club exists only when fight club begins and when it ends.”
Tyler Durden
“You go back to the start of time. One cave guy was fighting another cave guy because his club was bigger than his or his woman had longer hair. That’s competition.”
Dale Earnhardt
“We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable.”
Simon Cowell
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