(334 quotes found)
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”
Dan Salomon
“The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Public morals are natural complements of all laws: they are by themselves an entire code.”
Napoleon Bonaparte
“I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”
Mitch Hedberg
“We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it, but it's still there.”
Gary Oldman
“I live by a man's code, designed to fit a man's world, yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job is to choose the right shade of lipstick.”
Carole Lombard
“Since every record surely contains something offensive to someone, sticker them all. Make this as meaningless as the bar code.”
Michael Stipe
“The current tax code is a daily mugging”
Ronald Reagan
“He knows the tax code as thoroughly as the pope knows the Lord's Prayer”
William Proxmire
“Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.”
Conan O'Brien
