(443 quotes found)
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”
T.S. Eliot
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat”
Alex Levin
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”
Ronald Reagan
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it”
Garrison Keillor
“I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.”
Johnny Depp
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
Mae West
“Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
Bill Cosby
“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”
Bill Gates
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
Paul Erdos
