(442 quotes found)
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.”
Fran Drescher
“Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong”
Dutch Proverb
“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”
Jim Carrey
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank”
Alphonse Allais
“Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.”
Marc Price
“'Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious”
Lord Byron
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
Stephen Wright
“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”
Edward Abbey
“Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.”
Erma Bombeck
