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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
Tom Petty
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!”
Louisa May Alcott
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
Frank Zappa
“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
Elbert Hubbard
“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.”
Barry Switzer
“Everybody can be great because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love”
Martin Luther King Jr.
“A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.”
Thomas Ehrlich
“A college education shows a man how little other people know.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
