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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
Tom Petty
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!”
Louisa May Alcott
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain
“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
Elbert Hubbard
“It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.”
Barry Switzer
“I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.”
Dave Barry
“The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one.”
William James
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
Woody Allen
“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“Some people unable to go to school were more educated and even more intelligent than college professors.”
Maya Angelou
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