(64 quotes found)
“A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'”
Lewis Black
“I've got the humor of a comedian and the playfulness of a child.”
Tommy Polo
“A comedian knows how to twist a phrase and make a face and fall over a chair or whatever they have to do to get that laugh, that's what they know how to do. That's what Chris Rock does in voiceover.”
Ali LeRoi
“They would elect a comedian like me,”
Al Franken
