(570 quotes found)
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
Erma Bombeck
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”
Woody Allen
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
Oscar Wilde
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”
Charlie Chaplin
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.”
“Comedy keeps the heart sweet.”
Mark Twain
“Applaud friends, the comedy is over. (Said as he was dying)”
Ludwig van Beethoven
