(551 quotes found)
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
Erma Bombeck
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
Oscar Wilde
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”
Woody Allen
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”
Charlie Chaplin
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.”
“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
Horace Walpole
“Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.”
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