(549 quotes found)
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
“What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.”
“you had me at bitchboy”
Russell Brand
“My comedy is like a golem, it obtains it's power from the truth.”
Jairo Fernández
“And we felt like it was just a great romantic comedy world and a great office comedy.”
Aaron Harberts
“Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail?”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
“The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.”
Aaron Allston
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