(1127 quotes found)
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
Pablo Picasso
“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
Sydney J. Harris
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.”
Isaac Asimov
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips
“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
“Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.”
Louis Gerstner
