(1065 quotes found)
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
Pablo Picasso
“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
Sydney J. Harris
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
Dave Barry
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.”
Isaac Asimov
“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)”
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