(1126 quotes found)
“They have the Internet on computers, now?”
Homer Simpson
“There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!”
Richard Feynman
“Any teacher that can be replaced by a computer, deserves to be.”
David Thornburg
“In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much computing knowledge as exists now in the whole city, or even the whole world.”
Douglas Engelbart
“Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”
Thomas J. Watson Sr.
“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.”
Eric Porterfield
“Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?”
Clifford Stoll
“The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.”
Jamais Cascio
“People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.”
Adam Osborne
