(1126 quotes found)
“I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.”
Tre Cool
“My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that the personal computer has come along as a great tool. The whole pace of business is moving faster. Globalization is forcing companies to do things in new ways.”
Bill Gates
“After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.”
Dave Barry
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
Joseph Campbell
“If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside”
Robert Cringely
“The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.”
Frank Zappa
“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.”
Stephen Hawking
“Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.”
Isaac Asimov
