(1373 quotes found)
“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“in a case of massive publicity Los Angeles County will necessarily always be the venue of choice since the adversities of publicity are offset by a trial being conducted in a populous metropolitan area.”
Charles Manson
“Briefly leaving behind the molars and malocclusions to enter Yoknapatawpha County, the mythical realm of madmen and malingerers, drifters and grifters, funeral parties and lynch mobs.”
Samuel G. Freedman
“Los Alamos County is contributing to the recognition of our 25th Anniversary through a generous gift of $20,000 for the purchase of a permanent outdoor sculpture for the campus,”
Carlos Ramirez
“[The Hillsborough County Commission probably isn't gearing up to celebrate this, but the American Library Association kicks off its Banned Books Week on Saturday with a special effort to raise awareness of attacks on gay- and lesbian-themed books, like three on this year's] 10 Most Banned ... The voices and stories of gays and lesbians cannot be silenced in our culture or on our bookshelves.”
Michael Gorman
“I would rather have my fate in the hands of 23 representative citizens of the county than in the hands of a politically appointed judge.”
Robert Morgenthau
“Congressman Deal is pleased that the Hall County Farm Service Agency office will remain open, ... Agriculture is No. 1 in economic impact in Georgia and is most important in this area because of the poultry industry.”
Chris Riley
“The courthouse is a historical gem to this county, ... Ignoring it is dangerous.”
Charlie Brown
“I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.”
Billy Bob Thornton
“It drifted inland and collided with the East Coast sea breeze. From Brevard County north to Jacksonville, it was getting hit pretty hard with lightning and possible thunderstorms .”
Barry Goldsmith
