(145 quotes found)
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk”
Ogden Nash
“The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.”
Colin Wilson
“You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."”
Jake Johanson
“Everyone is nice till the cow gets into the garden”
Irish Sayings
“Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.”
Charles Dickens
“Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free”
Proverb
“Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.”
Aunt Bee Taylor
