(299 quotes found)
“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
Douglas Adams
“I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?”
Denis Leary
“Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.”
William Shakespeare
“It's not that easy to find someone I can relate too. I'm tough to crack because I'm shy.”
Kristin Kreuk
“Our masks, always in peril of smearing or cracking, in need of continuous check in the mirror or silverware, keep us in thrall to ourselves, concerned with our surfaces.”
Carolyn Kizer
“Be careful. Journalism is more addictive than crack cocaine. Your life can get out of balance.”
Dan Rather
“Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.”
Charles H. Spurgeon
“Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied.”
David Sedaris
“The glowing magma emerges like redhot toothpaste from a long, wide crack and then crawls into the Pacific, creating a tall, furious cloud of steam.”
Robert Gross
“I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to (Los Angeles), stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.”
Chris Rock
