(98 quotes found)
“He beat the crap out of me, Like you?”
Aaron Ruell
“Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.”
jordan peters
“It scared the crap out of me, ... I immediately said, 'My God, I have to call a mandatory evacuation.' ”
Ray Nagin
“Science, yes, even astrology is better than religion. I mean, it's possible to see the planets, even go to them and touch them. To each his own, but moon dust gives me far more hope than Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or this Jesus Christ.”
Bobby W. Miller
“After days of wading through crap, look to God.”
Joshua Clarke
“Sneezes scare the crap outta me.”
Kris Huen
“I'm tired of giving a crap, I think I'll take one.”
“The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.”
Aaron Allston
