(295 quotes found)
“I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”
Paul Merton
“A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'.”
Guy Kawasaki
“He was almost there, when...Smash! Crash! Bash! He slid down and mashed into engine hash the little engine that almost could.”
Shel Silverstein
“Men's thinking that you must halt before the barrier of inner negativity. You need not. You can crash through...whatever we see a negative state, that is where we can destroy it.”
Vauvenargues Marquis de
“In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.”
Douglas MacArthur
“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”
Paul Theroux
“Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.”
Werner von Braun
“It's definitely got more explosions, crashes and thermonuclear fallout than you can decently put in a movie, ... But what also drew me to it is that it is a cautionary tale. Technology makes war seems clean and clinical unless it's you that's being attacked.”
Josh Lucas
“The lofty pine is oftenest shaken by the winds; High towers fall with a heavier crash; And the lightning strikes the highest mountain.”
Horace
