(1749 quotes found)
“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”
Matt Groening
“Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused.”
Freda Adler
“The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.”
J. Edgar Hoover
“The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.”
Jay Leno
“. . . the crime of suicide lies rather in its disregard for the feelings of those whom we leave behind.”
E. M. Forster
“How vainly shall we endeavor to repress crime by our barbarous punishment of the poorer class of criminals so long as children are reared in the brutalizing influences of poverty, so long as the bite of want drives men to crime.”
Henry George
“I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too.”
Thomas Jefferson
““When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.””
Carrie P. Snow
“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”
Yakov Smirnoff
“Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.”
Bob Hope
