(522 quotes found)
“My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.”
Cameron Diaz
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“They fuck you up, your mum and dad. / They may not mean to, but they do. / They fill you with the faults they had / And add some extra, just for you.”
Philip Larkin
“Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?”
Nancy Cartwright
“It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.”
Yeardley Smith
“My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad, ... That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.”
Jessica Simpson
“Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad!”
James Hetfield
“On the paparazzi: I just want them to catch me with my dad and try to turn it into some 'handsome, mystery hunk'.”
Andrea Corr
“I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.”
Ann Richards
“Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?”
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