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“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
Jim Bishop
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.”
C.S. Lewis
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.”
John Lennon
“''Write that down,'' the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.”
Lewis Carroll
“What is research but a blind date with knowledge?”
Will Harvey
“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?”
Kristin Davis
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