(949 quotes found)
“Failing in love is not sad, only failing to love is sad. Love may wound, but truly sad is the chance you miss when you don't put your heart on the line.”
Stephany Crowley
“I may be in love, but I'm not stupid!”
“We're worried about elk getting TB from the deer. We've found four elk with TB to date, but none in the last two years. We have some infected animals, but we don't think the whole herd is infected.”
Brian Mastenbrook
“It's funny, when you first start dating someone you go over the checklist that you have in your head, the criteria that you think will embody your "perfect mate". The thing is, someone can sound amazing on paper, they can look the part, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're supposed to be your leading man.”
Joy Maniscalco
“Hopefully, we'll get some gigs soon. We do corporate dates. Private parties. Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries. A lot of casinos.”
Barbara Hawkins
“The common misconception is that women who like to be treated a certain way are high maintenance. It's not being high maintenance, it's called having class”
“So far to date, the drug has not shown any significant toxicity in animal species in which we've administered the drug.”
Amy Patick
“No one should ever feel bad about themselves when the hot guy talks to the ugly girl instead. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm sure you looked like a certified 20 and your cleavage was noteworthy. Don't go home and cry because, "no one even looked at you". I've solved this disturbing puzzle and here's the bottom line- She was drunk, he was horny. She was easy, and he'll just hit it from the back so he doesn't have to look at her ugly face.”
“If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night to "hang out", don't take that as a sign that he's still interested in you. The only thing he's interested in, is what's in between your thighs.”
“If everything you offer couldn't keep him, sadly your clam won't either. I know we'd all like to think we're sex goddesses that can lure any man under our spell and keep him there forever, but if love was based solely on sex there would be a lot more married hookers out there.”
