(949 quotes found)
“His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one”
Joy Maniscalco
“Why is it that people treat being SINGLE like it's the plague? I'm sorry, but it's not leprocy people! Where in the Old Testament does it say, 'boils, locusts, hail and being single'?”
“I have July 14, 2015, emblazoned on my calendar. That's our arrival date at Pluto. We are now quite certain of that.”
Alan Stern
“I think it's hilarious how women complain about the idiots they've dated, but never change their standards.”
Dedrick D. L. Pitter
“I also think it's ridiculous that women that supposedly have high standards date some of the grimiest (I would say men, but far from it) males on the street.”
“(On Facebook) Every morning I get up and someone has left a comment of 'Woof', Grrrrr, Howl, etc under one of my profile photos....Its like starring in a Hannah Barbara Cartoon”
John Lewington
“I'd date you but there's this huge brick wall that I'm pretty sure you built that I'm having a hell of a time getting past.”
“Well I'm single and looking... Just...not in your direction”
“No, thank you! I don't need anyone to validate me. Christ did that on the cross!”
Deyon Anteko Pitter
“Dating game is cool for fools.”
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