(641 quotes found)
“The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter”
Lenny Bruce
“My son is my son till he have got him a wife, But my daughter's my daughter all the days of her life.”
Thomas Fuller
“I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal”
Peter Ustinov
“How the mother is to be pitied who hath handsome daughters! Locks, bolts, bars, and lectures of morality are nothing to them: they break through them all. They have as much pleasure in cheating a father and mother, as in cheating at cards.”
John Gay
“You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company”
Samuel Johnson
“And Saul had a concubine, whose name was Rizpah, the daughter of Aiah: and Ishbosheth said to Abner, Wherefore hast thou gone in unto my father's concubine? / Then was Abner very wroth for the words of Ishbosheth, and said, Am I a dog's head, which against Judah do shew kindness this day unto the house of Saul thy father, to his brethren, and to his friends, and have not delivered thee into the hand of David, that thou chargest me to day with a fault concerning this woman? / So do God to Abner, and more also, except, as the LORD hath sworn to David, even so I do to him; / To translate the kingdom from the house of Saul, and to set up the throne of David over Israel and over Judah, from Dan even to Beersheba.”
Bible
“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”
David Letterman
“As Commander in Chief of the United States Military, I will never send our sons and daughters and our brothers and sisters to die in a foreign land without telling the truth about why they're going there.”
Howard Dean
“That's not my daughter.”
Bill Cosby
“It was the schooner Hesperus, / That sailed the wintry sea; / And the skipper had taken his little daughter, / To bear him company.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
