(1021 quotes found)
“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams
“Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
Jack Handy
“Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street.”
Zig Ziglar
“Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead!”
William Shakespeare
“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.”
Groucho Marx
“I'll sleep when I'm dead.”
Warren Zevon
“We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead / and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead and then they would be honest so much earlier.”
Mark Twain
“One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead”
Scott Adams
“You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.”
Will Rogers
“Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment.”
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