(1052 quotes found)
“Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
Jack Handy
“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams
“We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead / and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead and then they would be honest so much earlier.”
Mark Twain
“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.”
“Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street.”
Zig Ziglar
“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
W. C. Fields
“You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.”
Will Rogers
“If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet.”
Tom Peters
“I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget.”
Chaim Herzog
“Would I were dead, if God's good will were so,For what is in this world but grief and woe?”
William Shakespeare
