(1648 quotes found)
“I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.”
Monica Lewinsky
“You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions”
Patrick Leahy
“With a library you are free, not confined by temporary political climates. It is the most democratic of institutions because no one - but no one at all - can tell you what to read and when and how.”
Doris Lessing
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
Groucho Marx
“The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.”
Will Rogers
“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”
“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”
Dave Barry
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
“Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans”
“Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that the poor and ignorant are victims of an unfair system and that their circumstances can be improved if we give them help. Republicans (I think to myself) are conservatives who think it would be best if we faced the fact that people are no damned good. They think that if we admit that we have selfish, acquisitive natures and then”
Andy Rooney
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