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“Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.”
Clive Barnes
“Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.”
Jay Leno
“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.”
Ronald Reagan
“It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)”
Arthur Hoff
“You can never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to wet their finger and hold it to the wind.”
“Republicans are against abortion until their daughters need one, Democrats are for abortion until their daughter wants one”
Grace McGarvie
“Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats eat the fish they catch; Republicans stuff 'em and hang 'em on the wall.”
Sean Donlon
“If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”
Adlai E. Stevenson
“Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.”
Will Stanton
“I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat”
Will Rogers
