(96 quotes found)
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“"People ask me what I’m going to do when i get out of the Army, I always tell them, "I’m not sure but I could always go and be an Abercrombie model".”
“"If the Count from Sesame Street where to count my body parts, it would take his at least 6 seconds to count my stomach”
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
“We've taken nearly all of our resources out of ... Florida and are sending them to be deployed from Mobile,”
Salvation Army
“Its like finding a needle in a haystack...without a magnet, metal detector or a lighter.”
