(171 quotes found)
“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.”
Zig Ziglar
“Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”
George W. Bush
“I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me.”
Courtney Love
“Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'”
Jon Stewart
“Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.”
Dave Attell
“I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?”
Dave Mustaine
“I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney. Then I won't have to do anything.”
George Bush
“Have a nice trip, Dick.”
Betty Ford
“The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission.”
David Letterman
“President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.”
Jay Leno
