(211 quotes found)
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
“Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.”
Dan Bennett
“I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
Erma Bombeck
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Hope is a very thin diet”
Thomas Shadwell
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.”
Mae West
