(248 quotes found)
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations”
Oscar Wilde
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
Fran Lebowitz
“Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.”
George Washington Carver
“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
Douglas Adams
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
Woody Allen
“Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.”
Jack Handy
“Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten”
Dan Castellaneta
“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
Johnny Carson
“If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled”
Will Rogers
“An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.”
Terry Pratchett
