(245 quotes found)
“Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten”
Dan Castellaneta
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
Woody Allen
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations”
Oscar Wilde
“Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.”
Jack Handy
“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
Douglas Adams
“If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled”
Will Rogers
“He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner”
Johnny Carson
“An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.”
Terry Pratchett
“I am deeply touched - not as deeply touched as you have been coming to this dinner, but nevertheless it is a sentimental occasion”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
Fran Lebowitz
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