(152 quotes found)
“Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.”
David Gerrold
“I told her her I would play a Venetian blind, dirt on the floor, anything.”
Whoopi Goldberg
“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
Quentin Crisp
“A pig used to dirt turns its nose up at rice”
Japanese Proverb
“I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.”
Babe Ruth
“You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“First in violence, deepest in dirt, lawless, unlovely, ill-smelling, irreverent, new; an overgrown gawk of a - village, the "tough" among cities, a spectacle for the nation.”
Lincoln Steffens
“Gold's father is dirt, yet it regards itself as noble”
Yiddish Proverb
“The final three races are on dirt, and we're looking forward to that, ... I think we'll be strong as the season comes to a close, and with a little bit of luck, we'll be able to bring the title home for the entire Tony Stewart Racing Enterprises team to enjoy.”
Josh Wise
“He that flings dirt at another dirtieth himself the most”
Thomas Fuller
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