(262 quotes found)
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams
“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”
Helen Rowland
“They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times”
Billy Graham
“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”
Robert Anderson
“I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.”
Will Rogers
“Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years to amend all the habits and attitudes that led up to it.”
Mary Kay Blakely
“Now I can wear heels. (on divorcing Tom Cruise)”
Nicole Kidman
“A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you”
Margaret Atwood
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
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