(1396 quotes found)
“The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.”
Will Rogers
“If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.”
Lord Salisbury
“There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?”
Phyllis Diller
“I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it.”
James Stewart
“Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.”
Gerhard Kocher
“Master and Doctor are my titles; for ten years now, without repose, I held my erudite recitals and led my pupils by the nose.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees”
Benjamin Franklin
“I came upon a doctor who appeared in quite poor health. I said, 'There's nothing that I can do for you that you can't do for yourself.' He said, 'Oh yes you can. Just hold my hand. I think that that would help.' So I sat with him a while then I asked him how he felt. He said, 'I think I'm cured.'”
Conor Oberst
“It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.”
Thomas Sowell
“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
Mark Twain
